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How to Clean a Decanter | The Wine Virgin
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How to Clean a Decanter

April 1, 2008

Will you tell me how to clean a decanter? I have a wine decanter that has a very narrow neck and there is stain in it that I can’t make go away. I’ve tried soaking it in vinegar and trying to scrub it with long brushes. What can I do? - Jean in Clovis, NM

Ok, first thing’s first… in order to clean a decanter such as yours. Go out and find some bees. Yes, bees. Its Spring now, they should be out pollinating and rummaging around flowers and such. Go find some. Now, get some super glue, and some very fine grain sand paper along with a needle. Get a tiny drop of super glue on the needle and tear off a small bit of that fine grain sand paper.

Take your first bee and gently rub that drop of super glue all over your little newfound buddy’s back. Carefully attach the sand paper to it and do this with 10 other bees. (Be) careful now… haha. They can sting ya know. After you have completed this most delicate task. Put your little friends into your wine decanter.

Now shake it really fast and sit back and marvel at how pissed off they get as you watch them clean a decanter in no time flat. Seriously, its amazing. But then again by now you are wondering how much I’ve had to drink tonight aren’t you? Well… don’t worry about that.

Here’s, a simpler but less exciting way that isn’t entertaining at all. Put some ice chunks and some salt in your decanter and shake it and swirl it around for a couple minutes. There… easy huh? I still think you should try it with some bees though. Have fun.

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